Chapter 10, The Vegetable Knife Scrapes Hair

Cauliflower chuckled twice and said, "Brother Qin, who are we among brothers? Why are you still feeling shy? Come on.

Come on, can this terrible idea actually work

I let out a long sigh, "Damn it, next time you speak, could you not laugh so lewdly? Go ahead, why do you need to shave?"

Cauliflower said, you do not understand, the bridge is guarded by ghostly officials, humans can cross the bridge, but ghosts cannot ascend the bridge. Did you really see something just now?

I dared not look back, quickly pulling Cauliflower down the bridge. As soon as we stepped off the bridge, the streetlights illuminated.

What?" Tao Hong asked with some suspicion

I said, then what the hell are we waiting for, let's get ready

Cauliflower said, whether it is feasible depends on you; all I can do is this much

I shot him a glance, how dare you call yourself a celestial master, I spit!

Peach Red glanced at me, and I nodded seriously in response. She did not say anything further, instead, she arrogantly sat down on the sofa, crossing her legs while wearing high heels. If this woman were not a ghost, she would indeed be quite charming

I remembered that this woman has already risen from the dead and run away. Could it really be as Guo Dapao said, that she has entangled herself with this unfortunate soul of mine

I am too lazy to explain to him; I will tell you later. This time, it has become a big problem

Seeing him with a mischievous grin only made me feel more uncertain. I pulled open the door and was about to run, but unfortunately, Caohua had turned around and blocked the doorway. The imposing figure of the tall Kansai man, standing at over 1.8 meters, was like a wall. It was not just that I felt weak at that moment; even if I were strong, I would still find it difficult to escape the misfortune of being overwhelmed.

"What, are you not welcoming me?" Tao Hong reached out to grab my important part. I smiled and took her hand, which surprisingly had warmth. Although it was still somewhat cold, it was by no means the same kind of icy chill as before.

Cauliflower shook its head repeatedly, saying, "This is troublesome, very troublesome. The ghosts are brazenly crossing the bridge, and it's still a damn long way to July, isn't it time for a rebellion?"

I picked up the bowl and said irritably, "What are you still standing there for? Get back to your work."

Could it be about to manifest? I took a step back to maintain a safe distance

Go away

Let's go, hurry up

After a long struggle, I finally managed to scrape it off quite well. Even so, I still ended up with two cuts that hurt so much I couldn't help but grimace.

"Peach Blossom, how are you feeling?" I asked her nervously

This wine is mixed with realgar, which has the effects of dispelling evil and alleviating wind. It has a certain restraining effect on yin evils. In the past, Xu Xian's cup of realgar wine caused the thousand-year-old snake demon Bai Niangzi to reveal her true form. With this cup, it would surely poison this seductive woman.

Ah! I was startled, and the cigarette in my hand fell to the ground

I said, "Fool, get lost!"

As soon as I touched that sticky and gooey substance, which reeked terribly, it made me feel nauseous. Only someone as despicable as Cauliflower could come up with such a vile method. However, there was no choice; for the sake of my life, I had to do it this way

Peach Pink nodded slightly and, under my gaze, finished it in one gulp

Cauliflower chuckled, "Brother Qin, you have quite the endowment, no wonder those flirtatious ones are all drawn to you."

He said he was going to the bathroom, and then without further ado, he pulled me in. With a bang, he locked the door behind us

This little vixen remains the same as before, her clothes unchanged. The only thing that infuriates me and the *illustration* is that her face has color, while I look as pale as a ghost.

This face is familiar to me; it belongs to the deceased girl from Henan. Indeed, as Guo Dapao described, her face is as black as ink, and when she smiles, it resembles the writhing of cow dung.

Looking at the bloody kitchen knife in my hand, I felt a sense of despair; if I didn't cut properly with this stroke, I would end up in the Forbidden City

I said, of course I know the trouble

"Qin Ge, what’s wrong with you again? Don’t be so jumpy; it’s like you want to scare someone to death," Caihua said, frowning.

"This wine is a bit bitter, but it feels okay. Dead man, why are you standing so far away? I still need to hurry back early," said Taohong.

Time passed second by second as I sat on the sofa with Caihua, smoking one cigarette after another. Caihua, that rascal, had an unusually flushed face, brimming with excitement. Catching ghosts was his lifelong dream, akin to a lecher encountering a beautiful woman or an addict coming across pure white powder, both equally desperate and thrilling.

Ding ding ding! The red string on the door trembles violently, and the copper bell rings loudly.

"Cauliflower, bring me a pair of scissors," I shouted as I opened the door

Cauliflower said, after scraping that thing and applying a mixture of chicken blood, fragrant ash, and vermilion, it would drive that woman to her death

Get lost! Aren't you just a piece of rotten cabbage? If you want to mess around, find someone else. If you dare to take another step forward, I will ruin you.

Upon hearing this, Caihua was amused, widening his eyes and saying: "What the hell, I am here to help you shave, with your physique, I wouldn't even consider you if I were into that."

I covered my groin, feeling a bit anxious. Cauliflower, you, please don't act recklessly; I'm not into that sort of thing

I truly wish I could kick the cauliflower pig to death, so I quickly tried to smooth things over by saying, "It's nothing, I have finished speaking."

Take off your pants! Cauliflower opened the razor, and amidst the buzzing sound of the electric shaver, I became somewhat disheveled. I said this rotten cauliflower treats me so well, it turns out it has a taste for this.

Cauliflower rubbed his hands and leered, saying, "Brother Qin, the female ghost is here. I'll hide first. Damn this promiscuous thing, you know what I mean."

It is unknown; the rooster's blood has strong yang energy, and the incense ash and cinnabar ward off evil. Combined, they should have a good effect

I said, "Brother Qin, why are you staring at me like that? Let me be clear, I am a rotten cauliflower, so just let it go." Cauliflower wiped the cold sweat from his face and, seeing me staring at him intently, asked me in confusion.

Then I opened the kitchen door and saw remnants of chicken feathers and blood on the floor. I quickly tried to smooth things over by saying, "I was feeling unwell yesterday, so I specifically bought a chicken today to nourish myself."

What is the purpose of that thing? Let us enjoy the moment.

Caihua took the bowl of chicken blood outside to the incense ashes, and I seized the opportunity to prepare to shave with a razor. However, as soon as I started, I regretted it. Caihua was right; this thing is utterly useless and causes a painful tugging.

Peach frowned, smacked her lips, and remained silent

"Brother Qin, apply this, and tonight you will showcase your great prowess." Cauliflower brought the bowl in and then stared at my brother.

Upon arriving at the storefront I rented, it became a bit livelier. Although this area cannot be considered a bustling part of the city center, it is still quite vibrant. Looking at the twinkling lights, my anxious heart finally eased.

Just as I was about to open the door, Cauliflower poked her head out and asked, "Qin Ge, I'm here, will www.hetushu.com affect your condition?"

I threw a razor at him and asked what he wanted to do

"How could that be? I didn't have enough fun yesterday, so today I must rally my spirits." I smiled as I let her in, casually giving her a touch on her beautiful bottom, which was soft and had a bit of bounce.

After speaking, he held the bloody dead chicken, carried the bowl of chicken blood, and hid in the wardrobe of the room with the red thread.

Brother Qin, where is the razor

The doorbell rang, and I looked through the peephole to see that Tao Hong had arrived

Taking the opportunity to push her down, I followed the method of smelling her armpit as Cauliflower did. If she were a ghost, there would surely be a foul smell of decay on her body

The cauliflower rushed over and grabbed me, saying, "No, wait, it will still be useful later."

Upon seeing this, I thought to myself, it seems that Cauliflower has indeed learned a few tricks.

I looked at the mess in the room and felt overwhelmed. Glancing at the clock, it was almost 11 o'clock. "Cauliflower, can you do it? My life depends entirely on you, my brother."

Cauliflower, with a face full of helplessness, said, "Brother, it's not that I don't know you are haunted by ghosts. I've already said that with me around, what is there to be afraid of?"

I am disappointed that this time, not only is there no smell of decay, but even the scent of perfume is absent. It seems that only by directly confronting the source can the truth be revealed.

Cauliflower threw a bloody kitchen knife inside and said, "Make sure to get it all, leaving no traces. You can handle it yourself."

While speaking, I quickly cleared my throat to remind Cauliflower not to alert the snake by making a fuss

Tao Hong walked in, wrinkled her nose, and frowned as she asked, "What is that smell? It's so unpleasant"

As soon as Tao Hong's voice fell, Caihua shouted from the wardrobe, "It's over! And the books"

Upon hearing him say that, I became even more frightened, especially at the thought of that dark, ghastly face; just thinking about it sends chills down my spine

As the cauliflower head retracted, I opened the door, and a beaming, rosy-cheeked Tao Hong walked in with a radiant smile.

I said, why would I deceive you

Now even the cauliflower is dumbfounded, staring at me with wide eyes, brother, this time it really is troublesome

Caihua glanced back and said, "Qin Ge, you must be too nervous. There are no ghosts behind, not even a single hair."

As soon as she entered, Cauliflower immediately shut the door tightly, pounding her chest and breathing heavily.

"It's over, it's over, I'm being followed by a ghost, I'm doomed now." I picked up the cigarette from the ground, gave a signal to Cauliflower, lowered my voice, and hurriedly pulled him along.

Caihua let out a sound and said, "Qin Ge, I will slaughter the chicken; you go prepare the glutinous rice water." After saying this, this fellow rushed into the kitchen, found a bowl, and with a swift motion, he slaughtered the rooster and let it bleed. His technique was clean and efficient, indicating that he had practiced quite a bit.

I quickly put on my pants and walked out, only to see that bloody dead chicken thrown on the floor. I was instantly filled with anger and opened the window, ready to throw it out.

Soaked glutinous rice water, the cauliflower soaked a red string in glutinous rice water for a while, and tied a copper bell to hang on the door

On the contrary, my whole body is icy cold, and my heart feels like it's in my throat. This is no joke; if things go poorly, I might not make it through the night.

So, you really think of me as a guinea pig? You go out first; I am not in a convenient position.

Cauliflower said, "Brother Qin, you don't understand, this time it's serious. What if she gets into a fight with us on the way? We are completely unprepared for that, and we would be in big trouble."